I Do Not Want To Be Your Friend
If you are a man, or a couple, I do not want to be your friend. You can FOLLOW me if you want. It's a free country. But stop sending me friend requests. I will BLOCK YOU, and you don't want that, do you?
It's all clearly stated in my "About" section, but I guess dozens of you every day don't bother to read that and just send me a friend request anyway. Seriously people, It's right over there ===] READ IT.
It's really no skin off my ass blocking you knuckleheads who can't read or follow directions, but I'd prefer it if you just FOLLOW ME. Ah, who am I kidding? If you didn't read it over there, you're not gonna read it over here.