I can't wait for him to be home so he can tie me to the bEd and have his way with me. It'll be like our first time again! He should be home in a week or two..... But I wonder if I should find him a sex toy in the form of a cockslut who wants to gag on his dick while I watch.
I don't do threesomes because I don't like competition but I feel like we are about to enter the next stage of our relationship and if it's about to get super serious he totally deserves one more adventure before it's just us for awhile in love. It's just hard for me to find a chick that's acceptable to my standards and his. I guess I should start shopping around since it can't be anyone in our social circle.

Add me on sc itsyaboyslim23

So my friends came over and were like:
"Aww what a cute cat! Whats his name?"
Me: "Fuckface."
Them: "No, really,"
Me: "Yes, really."
Them: "Why?"
Me: "What else would you name your pussy?"

While he's away I guess I'll indulge in watching what I want to for once lol... #SeeForYourself

HIM: Are you going to put pants on?
ME: Who said these aren't pants? My momma bought me these.
HIM: Well your momma was a stripper so....

So I just had to go pick up my super ex from the side of the road who was babbling about taking a nap in a flower bed or jumping off a bridge. Since I had no idea what was going on I went and got him where he promptly in my bed. Which is like the third time this has happened lately and I don't normally let people in my bed that Im not with. So I don't know what his hang up is. Sigh.

The naughty nannies in Scary Movie 5 was hilarious too. It's funny to see how tv makes jokes about real life friends.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person that dies laughing when Tracy Lords talks about the foreign exchange student her parents bring home in the movie Crybaby with Johnny Depp.
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A joke inside a joke is the hilarity of Hollywood.

An intro to a good conversation is always a first impression. It may not be a face to face introduction but it sets the basis for all potential response.
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This site is meant to indulge in the carnal pleasures people naturally have and it is both healthy and satisfying to explore these urges.
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But as a lady, I know the full extent of my openness always begins with a friendly intrigue and genuine interest in sharing this world and its various lifestyles with others of similar mind.
I don't have interest in picture exchanging, webcam chats or any video or messenger conversations outside of this site.
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I do enjoy a good conversation though and learning what interests others here. It piques my intrigue to have the opportunity to glimpse into another's mind frame and innermost fantasies in real time as they try to play them out or find reference material to include in their alone time that fits their primal urges.
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But in regards to first impressions, you will not get very far with me if your opening line is one of derogatory commentary or starts off with an attempt to exchange pictures.
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I don't share anything with strangers and am selective in what I choose to post here for my friend's list.
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Messages like "you dirty slut" or "I bet you're a nasty little whore" and etc is a false assumption that due to my submissive sexual preferences that I am promiscuous to a point of being viewed as easy or lacking of self respect, as neither applies in my case.
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I applaud anyone who finds the freedom within themselves to share their sexuality with the world in whatever ways pertain to their personal and public life, both in business and pleasure. But I am not a cyber hoe nor have any aspiration to become one in future.
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So please excuse me if I ignore messages from derogatory misogyny as humiliation and disrespect are not a turn on to me.
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Women are commonly objectified sexually and if that is what gets your rocks off then that is okay be me. I enjoy the occasional BDSM but dont tolerate disrespectful attitudes towards the beauty of sexuality and the happiness and pleasure found within it. It just isn't my cup of tea.
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Otherwise, have a lovely day my little naked ducklings.

Hey you!

I wish you were here beside me

If I gave you a sneak peek would you reward me with a sweet treat?

😉