a new recuit in the army was stationed in iraq when he got there the captain showed him around the base, while showing him the recruit asked where's the ladies? the captain replied saying there isnt much pussy around here but when we need some we just use the camel, so a few days pass and the guy cant take it anymore so he sends for the camel...
when the captain arrives he sees the recruit behind a tent fucking the camel silly when he finishes the captain asked how was it?
she kicked the outta me at first but when i tied her down it was all good, how do you keep her from kicking?
the captain says: well we usually just ride her to town and get a hooker