I hope you like bad girls, because I’m truly terrible at everything! I’m on the lookout for someone who’s willing to hold the door open for me while simultaneously slapping my butt as I strut through—because why not add a little excitement to a mundane task? The first round of drinks is on me, but only if you can take me down in Mario Kart. Fair warning: my racing skills are as questionable as my cooking. May the best racer win—loser buys the next round! 🤣🍹🏎️
兴趣爱好:
People like things. People are “into” things. People have hobbies.
That’s great. It’s just I ... don’t.
会勾起我性欲的是:
Everyone loves a good-looking man, but looks fade. Eventually, we’re gonna look like two lil gray-haired prunes ❤️ and I’ma need to know that you got me on a soul level.