JACKING OFF WHILE WATCHING PORN ON TUBE SITES LIKE THIS ONE.
最爱的电影和电视节目:
WHATEVER HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED ON TUBE SITES LIKE THIS THAT MAKES ME BLOW MY LOAD AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. I LIKE PORN THAT INVOLVES A LOT OF PUBIC HAIR. BECAUSE I'M 98 YEARS OLD.
最爱的音乐:
I AM DEAF. THANK GOD, BECAUSE THESE DAYS PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND LOUD AND POPULAR MUSIC SUCKS
最爱的书:
I AM AN OLD ILLITERATE WINGNUT REPUBLICAN ASSHOLE AND THEREFORE HAVE NO NEED OF BOOKS.
会勾起我性欲的是:
JACKING OFF WHILE WATCHING PORN ON TUBE SITES LIKE THIS ONE.
会浇灭我性欲的是:
LEAVING MY BASEMENT, BECAUSE THAT MEANS I HAVE TO STOP JACKING OFF WHILE WATCHING PORN ON TUBE SITES LIKE THIS ONE.